Monday, November 30, 2009

whts ur favorite hobby??

it has always amazed and put me into a lot of baffling when some one asks whats ur fav. hobby??
how can one have a fav hobby??
dictionary meaning suggest it as
"enjoyable activity: an activity engaged in for pleasure and relaxation during spare time

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so how one can have a fav hobby??
u cannot du your fav hobby at all time and if u do not do it at all time its not the fav hobby.
hobby is just time pass
just a simple time pass, in other wrds how du u kill time??
so why u need to get blamed for doin only one type of sin??
i like to swim,listen music,chat wid frndz, watch movie,bird watching,sky gazing,counting the stars, bike riding, talking,surfing,cooking,reading,blogging,THINKING,bathing,teasing, drinking,farting,arguing,scolding,screaming,cuddling,cleaning,SLEEPING,making frustrate others ing,planning,nut cracking,astronomying,visiting people,visiting places,cherishing,self arguing,coffeeing,etc etc, etc
the list is endless and it all depends what i want to du and what season is thundering in my heads!!
its like askin a mother who is your fav child!!
willingly also she cannot prioritize her children
and u will not believe me, this question is asked in the job interviews.
so one has to prepare a good sounding hobby.
i prepared for reading books and skimmed atleast 5 writers with their gists and what all stuff they has made into black and white!!!
its really not necessary to have all know how of all the bits and bytes of the hobbies u cultivate.
if i like 2 listen music, i should like at least some well known band and i should hav eall of its collection more; i m expected to know about their origin and who has his mother and what all gals he has screwed till date.
actually knowing about the band is a different hobby all together.

so if some one asks what your fav hobby i will bounce back!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Mi Punekar!!

Pune is a hill station, education hub,industry hub,no crowd small city,in nature's lap,detroit of east,IT hub and the most important of all a hub of singles.
This city has proven undoubtedly the best place for a single to be in.
It is a place where u can find a confluenc of all type of people, be it the ethinicity or be it the set of thoughts and people with strict paradigm.
I have enjoyed my most of the life i could.
But all the above could only be made possible because of the things i have(rare combination to be found with other mates).
best of class friend,
a haryana bike,
a job in a sarkari company
best parents who always motivated me on air to get back to delhi and to do something useful.

i m really confused from where to start cause every fortnight i start and upcome with a new beginning.

lemme start with some of the characters who really make up my life @ pune

1)manav aka danav
this person is my pulse in pune. i never thought that a person like him will bear such importance, but as u know ki dosti kahin par bhi aur kisi se bhi ho jati hai so the same applies to me also.sharing similar professional background,he is the devil who feeds all the kidas in me.

2)anil aka dudwa
he is the pulse of my pulse after all we the birds of same tree who share same set of feathers.the useless dude of our pack whose group photos are often resisted to share with gals cause we become dark holes at such instances.

3)sumit aka aashiq
he is the benchmark for us. once said by some wise mate amongst us "iss bande se na CAT ke, na XAT ke form barvao; iss bande se toh maang hi barvao".

4)sumedh aka bhim
discovery pe man v/s wild aata hai ! on the same lines we play man v/s wild with him.
5)saini
my only north Indian accompaniment of our pack

6)ranjan aka kabootar
entangled by the late 20's chores he is the only person whose company i like at the sarkar

7)ranjit aka raju srivastav
he takes the responsibility to be the monkey amongst the fight between two cats

8)manoj
a remarkable,benchmark happy hours lover, who comes to office only when he asks himself "for what m i being paid by the sarkar!!!"

9)vishal aka thakur
the first person on the planet who does not uses male fragrance spoilers, and fights, screams not to go to onsite.

10)amit aka senior citizen
the to be vetran of our department who idles his maruti for 5 mins before/after the four wheeler is put into motion/halt.

11)sarkar aka my office
the only company on the face of our beloved planet earth who pays cause i use its air conditioning and hospitality facilities during business hours.

15)datta aka manse
my cubicle mate who is the most basic form of a marathi Jat.

16)to be my girlfriend option 1
a geographically distant female of my species and clan, the so called love for her in my heart sprouted after we separated and not seen each other for past 2 yrs.

17)to be my girlfriend option 2
another extremely geographically distant female of my species, who does not talk emotions but ladies chat with me.

18)to be my girlfriend option 3
another extensively extremely geographically distant female of my species,who is studying for past 21 years of her life.

so guys this shall be my stambh for my futuristic blogs.
will appreciate for your patience.