Sunday, March 11, 2012

Happy International Women's Day

Hi Woman

I heartily wish you a happy women's day to you. This is one day which officially declares that it is not only the men who move this world. Thanks to some revolutions and rebels who has made this day. May be this fact was ruled and recognized many decades back and even now though many men consider this as sheer bull shit, but at the back to their mind they also know that the fact imperative.

Let us start with the most insignificant and sub standard aspect like a bai or cleaning lady. Ok let’s start with house wife stuff but there also we see if the lady misses for one day, at least we are left with no clue. What I mean to say is that in Indian society although it is considered as women are of no good use and they do not have the privilege to grow up and stand shoulder to shoulder, I firmly believe that it is all false. It is the woman who drives the nature. Who endures the pain and gives birth to a new life. Isn’t that enough to give them some respect. If that is not enough then give a thought that it is she who not only gives the birth and consider as the job done to move over; but she takes the responsibility to kindle the soul and nourish the soul with all the care and nutrition he/she needs. The woman feeds her, dresses her, teaches him/her the values of life, and loves her. Well I would agree that some of the job can be very well taken by a man also but it happens that in the daily chores of life and in an effort to make the life comfortable or to live up to the day’s bread a man is unable to deliver on this front. For here it is the woman who bears the burden on her tender shoulder to shape one’s life. One should realize the extent of selfless sacrifices she makes to reach up to the level. What I believe is that it’s the bond of the flesh and it’s her blood in the soul which makes a woman perennially attached to that soul. Even though even if we consider the case of adoption she leaves no stone unturned because if she fails in this, she has failed to achieve the most basic motive i.e.: to help grow a life.

Moving ahead with the primary role of a woman, I now consider my privilege to apprise the woman on her work role part. We are human soul. Nothing matters to us more than happiness and the feel of being content. Although as per the basic laws of living one needs food, cloth, shelter and sex to survive, we find the role of women is all these four aspects. Although what I have seen is that no great chef till date is a woman and no great cook is a woman but at the end of the day it is the woman only who cooks food even for the greatest chef. It is a woman only who bears the responsibility in the family to ensure that every one is feed sufficiently with the best taste. When it comes to the cloth it is the woman who helps you dress. She decorates you and ensures that u look good and sensible in what you wear. Taking the worst case scenario, even if you do not have cloth on your body at least traditional dress of an Indian women (sari) is equipped for you to get wrapped in multiple covering. When it comes to shelter it is the woman who converts the four wall enclosing of mortar and brick to a home. A home is a place where you live and cherish your dreams. It is a place where we have a family. And a woman without a blink takes the full responsibility to keep it up to the mark.

I firmly believe that it is a woman and only a woman who drives the world. We all agree to the fact that men are great and they drive the world but here also the question is that for whom they drive?? Or for what purpose they drive?? Well some are born to do stuff like all our great men scientists, some our born to make stories and establish histories, like all business engines and leaders, but what about the others?? What drives them? It is the necessitated motivation in them. But again what invokes that motivation. It’s the turmoil of emotions and the desire to strive for something. Now here this turmoil engine is fuelled by women and the driving inertia is also a woman. This is fact and all need to agree to it. Suppose, what would one do with all the happiness in this possession but no one to share. Happiness is a logarithmic index, and the coefficient to move it up is sharing with a woman. The more we share the more it increases and that is the reason we have the social platform like facebook and we strive to have maximum attendance of visitors on any occasion sponsored by us. A woman is the one who knows the magic to drive a man by his emotional wires. And we all must agree to the fact that those wires are the most potent and are the most powerful to drive us. Ever wondered that why a women has such crazy and insane lasting memory. Well it is act of science that we remember a moment only when it gets trapped into a neuron attached with some power full emotion. Else there is no funda for one to remember. And hence here is the reason why woman have such craze memories. She knows the trick to play this stuff with the emotions. She is manipulative. And well this is the reason we have most of our HR officers ad woman who can hear your cry and then make you stay more in the organization.

Towards the end for the men, I would like to say that even this conversation may not make one feel that women have superior social index with respect to men, but I would conclude that it is a women only which gives you the privileged to be the superior one.

For the women, hats off to you, for I know that you deserve all the respect and privilege to drive the world. Nevertheless even though if you find any man considering that men are superior to women, you can easily crush there ego by claiming the credit for what you have done to make them superior.

Monday, November 30, 2009

whts ur favorite hobby??

it has always amazed and put me into a lot of baffling when some one asks whats ur fav. hobby??
how can one have a fav hobby??
dictionary meaning suggest it as
"enjoyable activity: an activity engaged in for pleasure and relaxation during spare time

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so how one can have a fav hobby??
u cannot du your fav hobby at all time and if u do not do it at all time its not the fav hobby.
hobby is just time pass
just a simple time pass, in other wrds how du u kill time??
so why u need to get blamed for doin only one type of sin??
i like to swim,listen music,chat wid frndz, watch movie,bird watching,sky gazing,counting the stars, bike riding, talking,surfing,cooking,reading,blogging,THINKING,bathing,teasing, drinking,farting,arguing,scolding,screaming,cuddling,cleaning,SLEEPING,making frustrate others ing,planning,nut cracking,astronomying,visiting people,visiting places,cherishing,self arguing,coffeeing,etc etc, etc
the list is endless and it all depends what i want to du and what season is thundering in my heads!!
its like askin a mother who is your fav child!!
willingly also she cannot prioritize her children
and u will not believe me, this question is asked in the job interviews.
so one has to prepare a good sounding hobby.
i prepared for reading books and skimmed atleast 5 writers with their gists and what all stuff they has made into black and white!!!
its really not necessary to have all know how of all the bits and bytes of the hobbies u cultivate.
if i like 2 listen music, i should like at least some well known band and i should hav eall of its collection more; i m expected to know about their origin and who has his mother and what all gals he has screwed till date.
actually knowing about the band is a different hobby all together.

so if some one asks what your fav hobby i will bounce back!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Mi Punekar!!

Pune is a hill station, education hub,industry hub,no crowd small city,in nature's lap,detroit of east,IT hub and the most important of all a hub of singles.
This city has proven undoubtedly the best place for a single to be in.
It is a place where u can find a confluenc of all type of people, be it the ethinicity or be it the set of thoughts and people with strict paradigm.
I have enjoyed my most of the life i could.
But all the above could only be made possible because of the things i have(rare combination to be found with other mates).
best of class friend,
a haryana bike,
a job in a sarkari company
best parents who always motivated me on air to get back to delhi and to do something useful.

i m really confused from where to start cause every fortnight i start and upcome with a new beginning.

lemme start with some of the characters who really make up my life @ pune

1)manav aka danav
this person is my pulse in pune. i never thought that a person like him will bear such importance, but as u know ki dosti kahin par bhi aur kisi se bhi ho jati hai so the same applies to me also.sharing similar professional background,he is the devil who feeds all the kidas in me.

2)anil aka dudwa
he is the pulse of my pulse after all we the birds of same tree who share same set of feathers.the useless dude of our pack whose group photos are often resisted to share with gals cause we become dark holes at such instances.

3)sumit aka aashiq
he is the benchmark for us. once said by some wise mate amongst us "iss bande se na CAT ke, na XAT ke form barvao; iss bande se toh maang hi barvao".

4)sumedh aka bhim
discovery pe man v/s wild aata hai ! on the same lines we play man v/s wild with him.
5)saini
my only north Indian accompaniment of our pack

6)ranjan aka kabootar
entangled by the late 20's chores he is the only person whose company i like at the sarkar

7)ranjit aka raju srivastav
he takes the responsibility to be the monkey amongst the fight between two cats

8)manoj
a remarkable,benchmark happy hours lover, who comes to office only when he asks himself "for what m i being paid by the sarkar!!!"

9)vishal aka thakur
the first person on the planet who does not uses male fragrance spoilers, and fights, screams not to go to onsite.

10)amit aka senior citizen
the to be vetran of our department who idles his maruti for 5 mins before/after the four wheeler is put into motion/halt.

11)sarkar aka my office
the only company on the face of our beloved planet earth who pays cause i use its air conditioning and hospitality facilities during business hours.

15)datta aka manse
my cubicle mate who is the most basic form of a marathi Jat.

16)to be my girlfriend option 1
a geographically distant female of my species and clan, the so called love for her in my heart sprouted after we separated and not seen each other for past 2 yrs.

17)to be my girlfriend option 2
another extremely geographically distant female of my species, who does not talk emotions but ladies chat with me.

18)to be my girlfriend option 3
another extensively extremely geographically distant female of my species,who is studying for past 21 years of her life.

so guys this shall be my stambh for my futuristic blogs.
will appreciate for your patience.